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2025-04-01 - PRESS RELEASE: Innovations in Dragon Technology
Here at Dragon Cave, we don't settle—we strive to bring you only the best in virtual dragon experiences.
But after almost 19 years of dragons, sometimes it feels like we've seen it all. What more could we possibly do? What new innovations are left to innovate? What is the meaning of life? Is this cheese still safe to eat?
We put our heads together to ponder these important questions, and the answer came to us immediately: put our heads together. As everyone knows, “two heads are better than one”—well, that's just what we did. By doubling the number of heads on dragons, we expect all of our Key Performance Indicators to move in the right direction (and not move in the wrong direction).
Thus we put this hastily-executed test in front of you. Please enjoy it while it lasts—the additional heads are made of construction paper and taped on with masking tape, since that's all we had, and the dragons seem to find them quite itchy. It'll all probably only last a day or so before they start to fall off.
Unfortunately we didn't look at the calendar to make sure that this momentous marketing moment didn't coincide with anything else. And it's too late to reschedule the Dragon's Dilemma (available now by visiting any of the biomes). We'll all just have to make it through this PR blunder together.
- Date Posted: 2025-04-01
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